Updated April 24, 2007

Michael Porter: UNCENSORED!

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Michael Porter's NOW, IT'S MY TURN (4-4-03)

WELL...WELL...FUCKING WELL, LOOK WHO'S BACK! It's ME...It's ME...It's Michael P.!

Well, it's been quite a while since someone has PISSED me off enough to write another NOW, IT'S MY TURN column, BUT, THEY REALLY DID IT THIS TIME! Our other journeys down the road in NIMT were NOTHING compared to what THIS visit WILL be! YOU...and YOU know just who I am talking to, FUCKED UP BIG TIME! So, YOU have no one to blame but YOURSELVES, for the HEAT that YOU are NOW facing, or WILL face! So, take a deep breath and fasten your seatbelts! Because, HERE WE GO!

Alright, as I stated in my 4-1-03 edition of WrestleBeat, the Saturday March 29th broadcast of Michael Porter's WrestleShoot Radio program, was the FINAL WrestleShoot on AM-1410 KMYC Marysville/Yuba City, CA.! Just HOW this ALL happened and WHO was responsible, WILL be EXPOSED in THIS edition of NOW, IT'S MY TURN! I WILL name NAMES and ALL circumstances that led to the MOST POPULAR, locally-produced TALK SHOW, NORTH OF SACRAMENTO, being taken OFF-THE-AIRWAVES of KMYC!

Now, let me take you back in time a few months, when a small-time, know-nothing, smelly PIECE OF SHIT named Darrel LaRue, a SO-CALLED co-owner of a local INDY BACKYARD-fed known as LAW (Luther's All-Star Wrestling), attempted to SABOTAGE a BENEFIT FUND-RAISING WRESTLING EVENT for a BLIND 19-MONTH OLD (at the time) BABY! This BLIND BABY was my Grandson, Andrew Graham. By trying to sabotage this BENEFIT, LaRue went to the venue, The American Legion Post 807 in Linda, California, and tried to get the benefit, being put on by another INDY fed, the UWA (United Wrestling Alliance), promoted by Wildthing Rob Wilds, my co-host of WrestleShoot Radio, CANCELLED! LaRue, in trying to get the Legion to CANCEL the benefit, OFFERED to REPLACE it with HIS OWN LAW event! Can you believe THAT? This low-life MINI-DICK (according to TWO of his EX-WIVES), tried to HURT a BLIND BABY for his own personal gain! HOWEVER, to the credit of American Legion Post 807 of Linda, CA., LaRue was UNSUCCESSFUL and the benefit WAS SUCCESSFUL!!! But, the almost-HUMOROUS aspect of that evening's event was when Darrel LaRue actually showed up at the show, wearing a striped REFEREE'S SHIRT and an LAW baseball cap, with hopes of being asked to referee on the show! Can you believe the BALLS on this MORON? Even the REAL owner of LAW, Everett Luther and LAW Vice-President (at the time), Ron Sullivan, was stupified at LaRue's actions! Anyway, the benefit was a HUGE success and LaRue FAILED MISERABLY in his FUCKED-UP attempt to DESTROY the benefit and all of the HARD work of SO MANY, for HIS OWN SELFISH reasons!

Now, let me say here, that I once worked for LAW. Back in February of 2002, I was asked by Everett Luther, owner of LAW to appear on the LAW radio show, "The Slime Pit", as a SPECIAL GUEST, because of MY experience, working for the old WWF. So, I appeared on The Slime Pit on Feb. 10th, with Luther and the show's "host", Dale Burns. As it turned out, my appearance was so well received, that I was asked back to become a regular on the show! Within a couple of weeks, I was the NEW host of what was NOW to be called LAW Body Slam, with Dale Burns and Double R Rick Rockwell. The show was re-named Body Slam after the movie "Body Slam", starring Dirk Benedict, Rowdy Roddy Piper, and Sam Fatu, also known as The Tonga Kid! LAW Body Slam was a 1-hour show at 1:00pm on Saturdays on the SAME AM-1410 KMYC Marysville/Yuba City!

So, from there, the problems started almost immediately! Jealousy at ME becoming the host of the show, coupled with the CONSTANT lies being told by Darrel LaRue, caused tension and HEAT amongst ALL of us. The BIGGEST fabrication by LaRue, at the time, consisted of when he started declaring that HE onced worked on the WWF Ring Crew, which was a BOLD-FACED LIE! And, I exposed him for the LYING SON OF A BITCH he was! And, of course HE didn't like being FOUND OUT! Finally, with this and other BULLSHIT, I was called on the TELEPHONE, by LaRue, informing me that I was hereby FIRED from LAW, effective IMMEDIATELY! I WAS INCENSED! After bringing some experience...some PROFESSIONAL experience to their little show, and letting them ride my coat-tails as a former WWF Ring Announcer, THEY didn't NEED or WANT me any longer! I LAUGHED, but I WAS PISSED! This was NOT going to go UNPUNISHED! I bided my time!

The NEXT Saturday, The Slime Pit was BACK! So, as they ALL ran their mouths in an unintelligable mixture of gibberish and nonsense, their hour was up, THANK GOD! Their WHOLE show's storyline was focused on WHO stole SLIME DOG JR., Slime Dog-Everett Luther's stuffed little doggie-doll, and threw SD JR. into the garbage can! HOW SPELLBINDING! That was the LAST episode of The Slime Pit that EVER aired, because just 2 WEEKS later, Michael Porter's WrestleShoot debuted on June 2nd, and would last for nearly 10 months! WrestleShoot's co-host, at the time, was Double R Rick Rockwell!

Now, I'll FAST-FORWARD a few months to a period of time, when LAW owner, Luther and LAW VP, at the time, Sullivan, decided that THEY had HAD ENOUGH of Darrel LaRue and ALL of his BULLSHIT and LIES, and his ATTEMPTS to continuiously "WIN" the SPECIAL award from WrestleShoot Radio..."ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK", which LaRue had "WON" so many times, even when we weren't giving it out (lol)! Luther and Sullivan hired UWA owner-booker-worker, Rob Wilds, as the NEW LAW booker! And, right there on WrestleShoot Radio, Wilds was given his FIRST assignment, to FIRE LaRue from LAW! Can you believe poor Darrel's SHOCK when he was called LIVE, ON-THE-AIR and his ass was fired, right over the telephone on WrestleShoot! By the way, LaRue was known for firing LAW workers and employees OVER THE PHONE, and BRAGGING that he could do whatever wanted and fire whoever he wanted, because HE was the owner! And of course, I knew this FIRST-HAND, because I was one of those he fired over the phone, because he didn't have the BALLS to do it in person, for FEAR of his own well-being! Well, Mr. Darrel LaRue found out, right then and there, on LIVE RADIO, that HE WAS FIRED from "HIS OWN COMPANY"! It was HILARIOUS! LaRue VOWED that he would sue Luther, Sullivan, Wilds, and ME, and DESTROY us ALL, AND WrestleShoot, because I allowed it to happen on MY radio show! He threatened to "GET YOU ALL, FOR THIS!".

From there, we move ahead to a point in time when Darrel "Big Money J.D." LaRue calls WrestleShoot Radio and announces that HE is starting up HIS OWN, NEW WRESTLING "orgazation", the LOW (LaRue's Old Style Wrestling)! Whoopie fucking-doo! But where, YOU ask, am I going with THIS? Let me tell you! Word was leaked to me from "an inside source" within Darrel's own "circle", that LOW was going to be...NOW, CHECK THIS OUT...a wrestling fed comprised of MENTALLY HANDICAPPED individuals! CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT? I was INCENSED! This LOW-LIFE (pun intended), SON OF A BITCH, was ACTUALLY going to try to make MONEY, EXPLOITING individuals who were NOT capable, MENTALLY, of WORKING a Pro-style wrestling match and ALL it entails! In LaRue's OWN WORDS, HE was ACTUALLY and PRIVATELY, calling his "orgazation", the DISCUSTING nick-name of, and, I HATE THIS, IMMENSELY..."RETARD-WRESTLING"! I BLEW MY FUCKING STACK! Wildthing Rob Wilds and I raised this issue on WrestleShoot, condemning LaRue AND his "ingenious", as HE put it, promotional idea, that "no one has EVER done before"! EVER wonder WHY anyone NEVER did THIS before, YOU FUCKING MORON? Because, NO ONE would EVER stoop THIS LOW, as to EXPLOIT these unfortunate SPECIAL, SPECIAL people! That is, UNTIL NOW! Rob Wilds, Ron Sullivan, AND I, vowed that you would NEVER get the chance to put this idea into motion! And, WE STILL MAKE THIS VOW, you SLIMEY, little son of a bitch!

And so, the following week, on WrestleShoot Radio, we had call-ins from a couple of people who BITCHED that WE, ROB WILDS and ME, were putting down handicapped children! WHAT? One woman even stated that she had a mentally-handicapped 19 year old son, and SHE would ALLOW him to wrestle! In discust, we hung up on her ass! I then stated to this DERANGED woman, that IF she would allow her mentally-handicapped son to wrestle a PRO-STYLE match, that SHE should be INVESTIGATED by Child Protective Services on child-endangerment charges! The MENTALLY-HANDICAPPED, no matter their age, are NOT capable of making THAT kind of a decision, to work THAT kind of a program! WE, Rob Wilds and I were NOT "putting down" the mentally-handicapped, as THIS woman AND a certain man, named FRED SMITH, BOTH of whom called the KMYC Offices and COMPLAINED that WE, Rob Wilds and I, were discriminating against the mentally-handicapped. IN FACT, WE were ATTEMPTING to PROTECT them from the ABUSE and EXPLOITATION of one Darrel LaRue! Tom Huth, owner of KMYC and Huth Broadcasting, provided me with Mr. Smith's phone number, and I proceeded to call Mr. Smith! When he answered and I told him who I was, this man started stuttering and stammering like he was going to have a stroke. He mumbled something about just "walking out the door", so I asked him to call me back upon his return, and, I offered to answer ANY questions that he might have. But, of course, he NEVER called back! So, the next week, I called Mr. Smith's number, ON-THE-AIR. A woman answered...Mrs. Smith, I assumed. She said that Mr. Smith wasn't home. I thanked her and hung up. I DID try to call one more time, but low-and-behold, there was NO ANSWER at all, this time! I wasn't surprised! Now, as it turned out, BOTH Mr. Smith and the woman with the 19 year old mentally-handicapped son, as well as "Bill" from Oroville, another caller, were ALL friends of GUESS WHO...Darrel LaRue! How do I know this? From Darrel LaRue's own DAUGHTER, Krystol, who had walked into Darrel's apartment, only to hear ALL of these ASSHOLES talking AND laughing about making the calls to WrestleShoot! It was a BIG JOKE to them! So, YOU make YOUR decision just WHO to believe!

Now, we fast-forward another couple of weeks. The UWA and Wildthing Rob Wilds was going to promote ANOTHER benefit for my Grandson, Andrew, entitled ANDREW'S SHOW-2, to be held at the Marysville Youth and Civic Center, in Marysville, CA. on Saturday March 8th! And for this event, we were bringing in The Tonga Kid (who was at the first ANDREW'S SHOW) and another WWF(E) Legend, WWE Hall of Fame Member, Superfly Jimmy Snuka!

So, the night BEFORE the benefit, on March 7th, we had a SPECIAL autograph signing and photo session with The Superfly at BLAZIN' J's, one of the event's sponsors! Anyway, to make a long story short, WHO shows up, standing in line, but this SAME Darrel LaRue.

Now, Snuka, in his contract with the UWA and BLAZIN' J's, was allowed to sell his photos and pose with fans in POLOROID photos, and autograph those same photos! This is how many wrestlers suppliment their income, once they're no longer in "THE SHOW"...the WWE.

Anyway, LaRue, who is SO TIGHT he SQUEEKS, stood in line with TWO pieces of paper to get Snuka's autograph, which The Superfly graciously consented to do, because LaRue had promised to purchase photos from Snuka the next night at ANDREW'S SHOW-2 at the MYCC!

The NEXT night, Saturday March 8th, the Marysville Youth and Civic Center...ANDREW'S SHOW-2, LaRue shows up with his current wife (number 5 or 6, I believe) and his young daughter, Kimberly, who had WON 2 tickets to ANDREW'S SHOW-2, by answering a 2-part, rather DIFFICULT trivia question. Remembering LaRue's vow to purchase some photos from The Superfly, LaRue, true to the LYING, SNEAKING, SNAKE-IN-THE-GRASS, ASSHOLE that he is, snuck in his own camera and snapped 5 quick pictures of Snuka before anybody could do anything! This CHEAP-SKATE PIECE OF SHIT was too cheap to deliver on HIS OWN promise! Nothing NEW here, though!

But, what was brought to MY attention later, following ANDREW'S SHOW-2, was that on BOTH nights, the autograph signing/photograph session AND at ANDREW'S SHOW-2, this LYING sack of SHIT, Darrel LaRue, was telling people that HE was responsible for bringing in Superfly Jimmy Snuka AND that HE was responsible for putting together ANDREW'S SHOW-2! Can you FUCKING believe THIS?

Well, WE finally had ENOUGH! UWA co-owners, Rob Wilds and Ron Sullivan, decided AND declared that Darrel LaRue was hereby BARRED from ALL future UWA Events AND ALL future UWA-sponsored events (i.e. autograph signings, photo shoots, and personal appearances)! And, THIS was announced on the March 15th edition of WrestleShoot Radio...along with being barred from ALL UWA Events, etc., IF Darrel LaRue either bought, or had someone else buy him a ticket to ANY UWA Event, or IF he tried to enter ANY UWA-sponsored activity, the ticket money would be REFUNDED and he would be ESCORTED from the facility! And IF he made ANY attempt to return, he would be HELD down, the POLICE would be called, and he would be arrested AND prosecuted for TRESSPASSING!

Then, LaRue's NEXT fabrication occured, as he began to announce that HE was the one who got ME hired by the WWF! That LYING LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER! THAT WAS IT!

Then, we come to Thursday March 27th. As I arrive at KMYC for my duties of producing KMYC's radio commercials, KMYC General Manager and Program Director, Mr. Octavio Barajas, informs me that "we have a BIG problem"! Darrel LaRue had called and threatened that, if I went on-the-air with WrestleShoot on Saturday March 29th, HE (LaRue) would sue KMYC!

LaRue had DEMANDED that Tom sign a piece of paper, stating that Michael Porter and WrestleShoot would NOT go on-the-air on Saturday! Owner Tom Huth was NOT at KMYC and would NOT be back until the following day. Darrel told Octavio that he would call back then.

Now, Tom Huth ALWAYS told me that HE doesn't bow down to people who makes THREATS.

Anyway, Darrel comes to the KMYC studios, where TOM HUTH bends over and lets DARREL LARUE FUCK him up-the-ass...FIGURITIVELY-SPEAKING! Tom signs a paper, stating that WrestleShoot would NOT mention the name "Darrel LaRue" on-the-air. I HAD NO PROBLEM WITH THAT! The problem I DID have, was when Tom STRONGLY SUGGESTED that I NOT take ANY phone calls. NOW, what is a TALK SHOW that does NOT allow ANY callers? Then, Mr. Huth "suggested" ( or, as I call it, ''DEMANDED") that I ''get rid of Rob Wilds"! I IMMEDIATELY said "TOMMOROW WILL BE MY LAST SHOW!" I WAS PISSED!!!

Basically, TOM HUTH was attempting to CENSOR me, VIOLATING my rights of FREEDOM OF SPEECH, FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION, and, FREEDOM OF SELF-PROTECTION ( personal, physical AND verbal), because of the "threats" of a wimpy, low-life, short-dicked (according to two of his ex-wives), little motherfucker, by the name of Darrel LaRue!

I said that AFTER my FINAL WrestleShoot Radio program...I WAS THROUGH with KMYC! I QUIT! No more WrestleShoot...no more radio commercials...no more BABYSITTING the radio station...no more Sacramento Kings basketball games...AND, no more Marysville High School football or basketball games! I AM OUTTA HERE!

So, about one hour after this CONFRONTATION with Tom Huth, I received a call AT HOME from KMYC/KOBO General Manager/Program Manager, Octavio Barajas! Octavio proceeded to tell me that Tom had decided NOT to let me do my FAREWELL WrestleShoot!

BULLSHIT, I said! Tom had ALREADY promised me the FINAL show! Octavio asked me if I wanted to talk to Tom. I said you're DAMN right I do! Tom called me a couple of minutes later, from his office. Mr. Huth said that HE had been thinking, and had decided that HE was AFRAID of Rob and me doing the show, BECAUSE he thought WE might DAMAGE THE STUDIO EQUIPTMENT! CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT? After ALL I've done for Tom and KMYC. FUCK THIS! I told him that it wasn't fair to ME or the WrestleShoot listeners, to NOT allow us to inform them that we would NO LONGER be on-the-air for them to listen to! I made Tom feel like SHIT! And I made Tom feel as GUILTY as I possibly could! Finally, he said to give him a little time to think about it, and that he would call me back. I waited and I waited.

Finally, about THREE hours later, he called me back and said "Alright, go ahead and do the show." I thanked him and said good-bye. Tom said that Octavio would be at the studio, and that HE (Tom) would be listening at home. So, we hung up.

In the meantime, I found out that Darrel LaRue was GLOATING and LAUGHING about how HE had pulled the wool over the eyes of Tom Huth! A no-good, wimpy little son of a bitch like Darrel LaRue, had FUCKED a so-called "intelligent" and "smart" and "successful" businessman, who owns 7 radio stations, like Tom Huth!

Well, Tom...so much for NOT allowing yourself to be threatened by ANYONE...RIGHT? RIGHT! BIG MAN...BIG TALK...BIG WIMP!

Ok, Saturday March 29th, from 1-4pm pacific time, on TALK RADIO AM-1410 KMYC Marysville/Yuba City, CA. Michael Porter's WrestleShoot, aired for THE LAST TIME!

Wildthing Rob Wilds and I was joined for our LAST show by former co-host, Double R Rick Rockwell and SPECIAL GUEST, Juggalo Jim Cooley, for what would prove to be a HISTORICAL, ENTERTAINING, THOUGHT-PROVOKING, and PROTEST-FILLED program!

Right from the start of the show, once I announced that this would be the LAST WrestleShoot, we would receive phone call after phone call, with listeners expressing their regrets AND PROTESTS that WrestleShoot would no longer air on KMYC! I was over-whelmed at the response and the support that we were receiving! And also, the KMYC Office telephone line was ringing OFF-THE-HOOK, with callers leaving messages on the Office answering machine! From the studio, we could hear some of the recorded messages, and they were almost ALL 100% in support of Rob Wilds, me, and WrestleShoot Radio, with the callers expressing THEIR protests and opinions on Wrestling leaving KMYC! And these calls CONTINUED for the FULL THREE HOURS of WrestleShoot! IT WAS AMAZING and OVER-WHELMING, to ME, especially! I had NO IDEA of the following of listeners that we ACTUALLY had! I knew that we had our regular callers, week in and week out, BUT, THESE BEAUTIFUL people who were calling and leaving THEIR messages on the answering machine BOGGLED MY MIND! Oh, and by the way, I was informed that there were ONLY 14 messages on the answering machine! That is a FUCKING LIE! THAT IS A FUCKING LIE!

Rob, Rick, and Jim respected MY request for them NOT to mention Darrel LaRue's name, or the name of The Appeal/Democrat Newspaper on-the-air, as per my word to Mr. Huth and Octavio. THANK YOU, BOYS! I appreciate that and I LOVE YOU ALL for THAT!

However, Wildthing Rob Wilds, in his OWN inimatable way and words, expressed himself about Mr. Tom Huth, calling Mr. Huth, at one point, a "second-rate COMMUNIST" for his (Huth's) CENSORSHIP of himself, ME, and WrestleShoot! Rob requested EVERYONE to call KMYC and leave THEIR PROTESTS on the answering machine! And, I'm asking you, HERE AND NOW, PLEASE call Mr. Tom Huth, owner of Huth Broadcasting, and COMPLAIN about CENSORSHIP, and the removal of WrestleShoot from KMYC!

The KMYC Office phone number is (530) 742-5555. You can ALSO e-mail your protests and comments to KMYC at kmyc@syix.com !

Let Tom Huth and Huth Broadcasting that YOU, as listeners, advertisers, AND those who frequent the advertising businesses on KMYC, that YOU do NOT approve of the way that WrestleShoot Radio was TERMINATED, CENSORED, and CHASTISED by Mr. Huth! And that YOU WILL ask the radio advertisers of KMYC if THEY agree with CENSORSHIP, and violation of the rights of FREEDOM OF SPEECH, FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION, and FREEDOM OF THE RIGHT OF SELF-PROTECTION. After all, isn't THAT one of the reasons that we are fighting for, RIGHT NOW, in IRAQ? THANK YOU ALL, VERY MUCH and GOD BLESS YOU ALL!

And so, at 4:00pm pacific time, WrestleShoot Radio left the airwaves of TALK RADIO AM-1410 KMYC Marysville/Yuba City, CA., for THE LAST TIME! MAN, it was a GREAT RIDE for almost 10 months! WrestleShoot Radio is GONE from KMYC, but WrestleShoot Radio WILL RETURN, SOMEWHERE, on some radio station that WILL NOT take SHIT from a little 4-foot tall PIECE OF SHIT like Darrel LaRue, owner of LOW (aka, LOSERS OF WRESTLING or, as one of his ex-wives calls it, AND HIM...LICE ON WEINER)!

THANK YOU, Wildthing Rob Wilds, Double R Rick Rockwell, Juggalo Jim Cooley, and to ALL of our SPECIAL GUESTS, and to ALL of you who called into WrestleShoot, for your continued support for the last 10 months!

And, a SPECIAL THANK YOU to ALL of the BIG-NAME Superstars who took time out of their busy schedules, to call a SMALL-MARKET, 5000 WATT radio station! We will miss you, BUT, remember, WrestleShoot Radio WILL BE BACK! Mark my words...WE WILL BE BACK! Thank you and MAY GOD BLESS YOU, each AND EVERY one of YOU!

In closing this edition of NOW, IT'S MY TURN, I invite you to check back with Michael Porter's WrestleBeat, on this FINE website AND MANY OTHERS, each and EVERY week! I WILL SEE YOU LATER!

And so, until next time, KEEP BOTH FEET ON THE MAT AND YOUR PUNCHES ABOVE THE BELT! Later, Michael.

(contact Michael Porter by e-mail at kmichaelporter@yahoo.com or by snail-mail at P.O. Box 5282 Marysville, CA. 95901)

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