ADDRESS: P.O. Box 5282 Marysville, California 95901.

E-MAIL: kmichaelporter@yahoo.com

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DATE OF BIRTH: January 14, 1951.

AGE: 57 years.

SIGN: Capricorn.

EYES: Blue.

HAIR: Brown...GREY ACTUALLY! lol

HEIGHT: 5' 11".

WEIGHT: 275 lbs.

SEX: Yes! Yes! Yes!

HIV STATUS: Negative (Proof upon request)!

HIGHEST LEVEL OF EDUCATION ATTAINED: High School Graduate: Chico (CA.) Senior High School-Class of 1969.

POSITION APPLIED FOR: Friend, lover, confidante, partner, and companion, with possible future commitments.

QUALIFICATIONS: Honest, loyal, loving, caring, supportive, understanding, non-judgemental, gentle, sensitive, tender, affectionate, passionate, and compassionate.

SPECIALTIES: The art of massage (sensual and otherwise), the art of kissing (body and otherwise), lovemaking, and the abilities to entertain people (both adults and children) and make them laugh, cry, and to think deeply.

EXPERIENCE: 38 years-satisfaction guaranteed!

HOBBIES: Listening to all kinds of music, dancing, sports, movies, creative writing, and karaoke.

TALENTS: Singing, comedy, entertaining people, T.V., radio, and commercial producing, recording, and announcing, public speaking, and writing poems, song lyrics, and short stories.

MOST EXCITING JOB HELD: Ring Announcer for the World Wrestling Federation (WWF), now World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) (1988-1993)!

MOST REWARDING JOBS HELD: Creator, Host, Producer, and Director of my own radio program, a Pro Wrestling call-in Talk Show: Michael Porter's WrestleShoot (2002-2003), a Pro Wrestling TV Show: WrestleShoot (2004-2005) and writing a Pro Wrestling Online Column: Michael Porter's WrestleBeat (2002-2006)!

MOST UNUSUAL JOB HELD: Assistant at a funeral home, but NOT the mortician duties...lol (1969)!

TURN-ONS: A woman's legs, eyes, and hair, high self-esteem. Strong, yet feminine and sensitive. Sexy, sensuous, and daring, but not sleazy. Mild to moderate displays of public affection, without becoming a spectacle. Sexy and revealing clothing and lingerie. Romantic candlelight dinners. Holding hands while walking in the rain. Talking softly, and dancing very slowly, while looking into each others eyes. Cuddling, while watching a movie at home, or snuggling in the back seat of the car, while watching a movie at the drive-in. Mutual massage and deep and very intimate kissing.

TURN-OFFS: Dishonesty, cruelty, insensitivity, heavy drug and alcohol use or abuse, and head games. Using someone for selfish purposes, NOT caring about THEIR feelings. And, being HURT as much as I HAVE BEEN!

LOVES: Children, singing and performing for and entertaining people, watching Professional Wrestling and Sacramento Kings basketball.

GOALS: To be wanted and needed and loved, as much as I want and I need and I love. To be the best friend and lover and someday, the best husband and father possible. And to FINALLY, REALLY, and TRUELY be happy, healthy, and financially, as well as emotionally secure enough to give my loved ones (IF I have any) the security that they AND I truely deserve!

IN CONCLUSION: Just like everyone else, I know that I have my flaws, my imperfections, and my short-comings. I'm not perfect...nobody is. However, I believe that my sincerities, my sensitivities, my honesty, and my capacities of and for love, make me a good and decent man. And even though I have been deeply hurt by some that I have loved and who falsely claimed to love me, I do still believe in love. And even though I wear my heart on my sleeve, I believe that I could be very good for a woman who is also honest, sincere, sensitive, understanding, supportive, loving, and caring. ARE YOU THAT WOMAN? If so, then let me know! Because...GOD...I'M WAITING TO MEET YOU!